1) Produce energy for humans in exchange for extra food.
2) Follow stupid lab rats around a maze to take close-up notes of their behavior.
3) Hamster escape kits – containing suction cup paw-attachments, rope to rappel down, etc.
4) Cheek stretchers – to increase storage room.
5) Camouflaged storage units that look like floor shavings to hide food from other hamsters, and to trick the owner into putting more.
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I hate hamsters.
1. Charge 20 seeds for 5 minutes on the seed cycle
2. Mate with your wife for 50 seeds. Must have extra hairy butt cheeks
3. 15 seeds for 30 sips from the droplet of water
4. 2 Month accessibility to the fun house – clean my butt hole 1 time a month.
5. Dont get bullied by the other hamsters – occupy my spot in the tank till i return and i will protect you.