1.  A chip installed into your neck that reads your blood pressure readings.  When it gets too high, send you a notification to chill the fuck out.
2. The chill pill – Taken for those who have anger issues, hypertension, etc. A pill that stays in your stomach till it feels stress in your body.  It then automatically releases volarian root , THC, depending on what version of the pill you bought.
3. Feel yourself getting angry or upset like never before?  open the app and it automatically puts you in touch with a rep to talk you through your current emotion.  Kind of like a suicide hotline just less severe.
4. Sometimes when we are down or angry wer just want silence.  And not the kind where you sit in a room but still hear the garbage truck from outside.  The Meditation headphones.  Like a Mute button for life.
5. Stress and anger release class.  sometimes we want to just destroy something in the worst way possible.  Join a class of 5 people.  Talk about what you are angry about, you are given a mission to complete in the warehouse space within x amount of time.  Like destroy 10 vases, set fire to 1 garage, shoot 10 cans.  Complete the objective and get merch, next class free.  The objective is to get rid of all frustrations and focus on something else while doing so.  Team building is here too, the more your squad achives together, the harder the tasks the next time and participate in the tournament against the top 10 teams that complete tasks together.

1.  Cuddle Buddy – Hire a professional cuddle buddy to lay with you at night.  Great for widows, insomniacs and children without parents.
2. Application like siri that actually has your best interests in mind.  Easy to talk to and responds when you ask it anything.  Call it – PAL
3. VR Bars – Rent a room that has a robotic bar, put on the VR set and sit with your friends from across the world in what looks like the same venue.  Great for catching up.
4. The Lonely Ping – For people in big cities,  create a profile, and go to a coffee shop, lounge, bar, etc.  Leave your pinger on and other people around you can see if you are in the talkative mood or not.  Makes it easier to approach and make new friends
5.  Glow – write down why you are feeling lonely and leave it in the open, anyone that has the app can come to you and have a conversation about whats bothering you or what you have liked on your profile.

1. The Vibrator – Start the app on your phone when talking to a sales rep, business partner or lover.  Causes your phone to vibrate when a lie is said.  It picks up high pich frequencies in a persons voice when they lie.
2. Eye see U- a Contact Eye lenses that observes body language and analysis the probabilty of the person lying to you.  Great for finding out if the person you are talking to is under cover – or trying to sell something off to you
3. (TBSB) The Bull-Shit Bureau – Hire one of our Specialists to sit in on a meeting or to analyze one of your and find out if the information displayed to you is true or false.
4. Contract Agreement firm – No matter how small the task, whether it be, saying you will pay someone back on time, borrowing a charger, etc.  Draw up a contract.  If the person fails to comply they are immediately charged to their bank account for the amount agreed upon.  No questions asked.  Commission based business.  Anytime someone fails to comply the firm gets 5% of any takings. Percentages vary on the stakes.
5. Co-lateral Dealer – In any deal there is risk.  That’s why we have the Co-lateral Dealer.  Say you are buying something expensive off of craigslist, its a 50/50 chance of getting screwed.  You can end up buying a great product for cheap or buying a really shitty product for a lot.  either way no one wants those risks.  Come to the dealer, hand over the $, the person with the product comes by and leaves it with the dealer.  Pick up your product, you have 12 hours to decide weather or not this product is worth it.  Leaving you with enough time to test.  If the product is altered in any way, no refunds.

1.  Analytics Team – Send in all information in regards to a business decision, love decision, job opportunity.  Our analytical team analysis everything from A-Z and sends back the best 3 options for you to choose from.
2. Worst Case Scenario – Presents you with the worst case scenario when comes to anything.
3. Opportune Decisions – Say you are working and have a job offer come in from another phone.  Talk it over with a few of our reps and see what works for you .  Their job is to talk to you about options, nothing else, they are not there to sell anything to you.  Just present you with all the facts from 401k plans to commute – to time you can spend at home.
4. The Order – App that scans the menu of a restaurant – check off the items you are allergic or don’t like.  It picks a food for you at random and you must eat it.  This is for people that are very indecisive and will get you to try new things instead of ordering chicken fingers for the 8th time at the same restaurant.
5. Activities – Sign up to a guest list that signs you up for random activities for 10-50$ / month.  Participate in 5 actives and get the next 2 free.  Participate in 4 activities in a month, win prizes.  App to get people out of comfort zones.

1.  Service  that gets someone to shop for you.
2. Mens sitting area, when women want to go shopping there is a men only sitting area in each store, complementary reads and refreshments.
3. Swipe and buy – Swipe your card on the clothing you want, unlocks the mechanism attached to it.  Avoid standing in line.
4. The Timer – Who ever is going shopping swipes their card before they step foot in the store.  They have a half hour to go in and get what they need.  If they don’t, the card is declined no matter what.  You cant call the card company to unlock it.  You can only come back the next day.  This will prevent unnecessary buying.
5.  Mall Carrying Service – Like a bell boy but they follow you around the mall and carry your stuff.  Work off of tips.  Mainly for kids 13+.

1. Touch pad requests – On the shitter there is a pad to your side that cannot be broken.  It gives you an option to: Play Games, Ask for Assistance (If you cannot get up aka too drunk), Toilet paper, baby wipes etc.  Can be a flat fee for the machine or a pay per use.
2. Hurry up! – In some busy buildings people take really long shits.  Once the door closes behind you in the stall, after 10 minutes, a person on the other side can press a button that will start to shake the toilet seat after another 10 minutes if the person is not out.  This will increase productivity on most places and also allow people to do their business and move on.
3. Automatic doors that lock – when leaving the bathroom after washing your hands, the door opens it self so you don’t have to touch a dirty handle on your way out after washing your hands.
4. Hair Station – a Private stall that is designated for hair only.  You can wash, dry and style your hair with products in there that you pay for.  Pay per use or monthly membership.  Also available in premium in some places that come with their own stylist.
5. The Throne – a Clear room that is set as a VR room so when shitting you can set it to – top of mount Everest, the grand canyon, the Sahara, anywhere in the world.  Also available with smell.

1. Quit smoking Plus – Buy a quit smoking bracelet that tracks your nicotine levels.  If you consume a cigarette the clock restarts.  For each day you stay clean, you collect points.  Collect enough points and get random merch.  From gift cards, to sweat bands, to air fare to cash rewards.
2. Winners always quit – A rep from the company does a reach out program every couple of weeks to bring new people in.  They go over the curriculum for the habit they want to break from smoking, drinking, drugs and building other habits in their place.  Flat fee of 5$ per month no contracts.  Donations always welcome.
3. Hire someone to stand next to you and track your progress.  If you are about to relapse to what ever your bad habit is.  They talk to you, if you still want to do it they kick you in the balls / drop kick you in the tits.
4. Meals for Habits – Quit for a week straight without any cheats on your habit?  Get a free meal, the longer you go the better the meal.
5. Habit intervention – Know of someone with a bad habit that needs to change, consult their family and friends that want to make a difference.  Bring in our consultant that will help the intervention, they can lead or just be part of the process to help everyone deal with the emotions that come with an intervention.

1.  Someone did you dirty?  Log onto the site, pick a revenge off of the list.  Each revenge is worse than the last, the worse the Revenge the pricier it gets.  The more people invalves and how bad you want to crush them, is also taken I to affect.  Also available party packages.  Everything done anonymously

2. The tip off – Someone ruined your relationship?  Put that person on blast on a blast list for locals in your area.  If the person is going on a date on tinder and they are black listed, the person going on the date will be sent a black star to notify them they are on the shit list.

3. Co worker did you dirty? Consult our specialists and they will create the perfect revenge legally for office affairs

4.  ” the magic envelope” send to the person you want revenge on.  They open a letter that in bold letters says lick this peice.  An arrow points to 2 corners of the paper.  Then says hold for 5 seconds and drop the paper.  They will do it causing an adhesive crazy glue to take effect and they won’t be able to take off the glue or paper for a few hours

5. The prank / revenge app.  Anyone can apply and anyone can do it.  Put out a request in your caffee, restaurant, work place, etc.  It’s a form of ad that will look like this.

Spill coffee on 5’7 male and a picture of where they are sitting.  – 5$

Both the person performing the action and requesting the action have to confirm on both ends before transaction completes,

1. VR Work station – Save people to commute, and promote work from home options.
2. Complementary Drink Safe – Opens after hours, employees have a card they put into the machine that allows them based off of the work they do to get X amount of free drinks.
3.  Task completion Points – Win Free shit based off of the tasks completed.  Finish a document / spread sheet? Collect 5 points.  Kind of like the Survey app that gives you cents.  After a while you can spend your points on a day off, hourly pay, coffee on the company, etc…
4.  Company that offers professional volunteer help to companies.  Need a pro to increase productivity, send in a request, send someone in for a week or so to help out. Companies are just asked to donate.  Its more for helping people than anything else.
5. Bosses Implement an idea policy – Suggestion box so to say.  Anonymous tip box for optimizing the business.  If the boss likes it , he marks it as a check box and you can choose to run it by him/ her in person after getting the approval.

1. Join a group of people that specialize in the same project.
2. Sign up to a mandatory project completion site.  If you do not complete task by X you will be charged to your debit card.  The money that is taken is given back to you once you have completed the project
3. Join a group that permits people legally to come wake you up earlier to get things done.  They dont leave until you write down a code that is sent to your email on a paper the leader of the noise makers holds.
4. Downloadable software that tracks your project progression.  It will block all games, social media  till completion.
5. Your family members get contacted about your project and we encourage them to reach out every day to see how the project is progressing.