1) Smart bracelet that detects movement. If you’re still loving past your bedtime, it deposits a dollar a minute to terrorist funds. Or kill shelters.
2) Muffin jar that only unlocks in the morning if you went to sleep on time.
3) Community challenge. Pool money with a group of friends. Uses wearable to track sleep
time. First person to get to 40 hours wins the betting pot.
4) A killswitch button on your nightstand. You press it, and it does all of the little pre-wedding rituals for you. Turns off the TV, the lights, lowers the blinds, sets your alarm, turns your phone onto night mode.
5) A TV with night mode built in. Like Twilight for Android, but on your TV, cutting the blue light out that keeps people awake.
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1. The Knock out – Have someone physically knock you the f*^$k out. for insomniacs only.
2. The request a Nanny – Someone that comes over, tucks you into bed, messages you till you pass out. (no prostitutes….or)
3. App that shuts off all electricity in your house when its time for bed. forcing you to go to sleep.
4. An alarm that wont stop ringing till it feels you are laying for over 5 minutes’
5. A countdown starts if you aren’t in your room at bed time. Scan the bar code or you ar echarged 20 cents every minute you are not laying down.