- The Vibrator – Start the app on your phone when talking to a sales rep, business partner or lover. Causes your phone to vibrate when a lie is said. It picks up high pich frequencies in a persons voice when they lie.
- Eye see U- a Contact Eye lenses that observes body language and analysis the probabilty of the person lying to you. Great for finding out if the person you are talking to is under cover – or trying to sell something off to you
- (TBSB) The Bull-Shit Bureau – Hire one of our Specialists to sit in on a meeting or to analyze one of your and find out if the information displayed to you is true or false.
- Contract Agreement firm – No matter how small the task, whether it be, saying you will pay someone back on time, borrowing a charger, etc. Draw up a contract. If the person fails to comply they are immediately charged to their bank account for the amount agreed upon. No questions asked. Commission based business. Anytime someone fails to comply the firm gets 5% of any takings. Percentages vary on the stakes.
- Co-lateral Dealer – In any deal there is risk. That’s why we have the Co-lateral Dealer. Say you are buying something expensive off of craigslist, its a 50/50 chance of getting screwed. You can end up buying a great product for cheap or buying a really shitty product for a lot. either way no one wants those risks. Come to the dealer, hand over the $, the person with the product comes by and leaves it with the dealer. Pick up your product, you have 12 hours to decide weather or not this product is worth it. Leaving you with enough time to test. If the product is altered in any way, no refunds.
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1) A portable molecular analyzer that notifies you when you walk by fecal matter.
2) Farm hand – a little robot that spends its day in the field, analyzing dirt samples. When it finds bull (or cow) poop, it moves them to soil that needs enrichment and fertilization.
3) If you are the owner of a china shop, you know that bulls enjoy visiting your establishment. Using a seismometer, when it detects the ground shaking from oncoming bovine, it locks all of your china in place and covers your floor in tarp, to prevent them from breaking anything and pooping everywhere.
4) Edible, undigestible RFID chips that are mixed in with grass on a field. Make for easy detection once they’re passed through the bulls system.
5) Trained service dogs that specialize in sniffing out cow chips.