by Gary

Project: Ways to improve the bathroom experience (home or office)

  1. Touch pad requests – On the shitter there is a pad to your side that cannot be broken.  It gives you an option to: Play Games, Ask for Assistance (If you cannot get up aka too drunk), Toilet paper, baby wipes etc.  Can be a flat fee for the machine or a pay per use.
  2. Hurry up! – In some busy buildings people take really long shits.  Once the door closes behind you in the stall, after 10 minutes, a person on the other side can press a button that will start to shake the toilet seat after another 10 minutes if the person is not out.  This will increase productivity on most places and also allow people to do their business and move on.
  3. Automatic doors that lock – when leaving the bathroom after washing your hands, the door opens it self so you don’t have to touch a dirty handle on your way out after washing your hands.
  4. Hair Station – a Private stall that is designated for hair only.  You can wash, dry and style your hair with products in there that you pay for.  Pay per use or monthly membership.  Also available in premium in some places that come with their own stylist.
  5. The Throne – a Clear room that is set as a VR room so when shitting you can set it to – top of mount Everest, the grand canyon, the Sahara, anywhere in the world.  Also available with smell.
 

Gary

 

One thought on “Project: Ways to improve the bathroom experience (home or office)”

  1. 1) In toilet stalls place a giant mirror on the inside of the door. My theory is that if people are forced to awkwardly stare at themselves pooping, they are less likely to waste time.
    2) A fast pass for toilets. Where long lines in (mostly women’s) bathrooms, people can register to reserve a stall online ahead of time. As their turn is coming up, they receive a notification that they’re up. No line standing needed.
    3) Rumba for bathroom surfaces. A little robot that spends his day slowly gliding along all of the bathroom surfaces – tiles, mirrors, sinks and tubs, scrubbing and polishing them along the way.
    4) Buy small plots of land and convert them to public pay toilets, like they have in Europe. It’s about time we bring this to NY.
    5) The poop quality spectrometer. I still think it’s a brilliant idea. You poop, it measures as you flush. Notifies you if there is a problem.

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