Like in comics, but a dry erase comic book bubble for selfish.

…… I really do think this will sell, reason being, its a great gag

Develop a training for introverts to expand their horizons and get over anxiety of talking to others and get what you want out of life.

Buy cheap Copper and brass items, clean them, sell them.  Most of this stuff i find at flea markets and such in PA and buy for 3$, the value is a lot more.

Buy furniture and refurbish it.

A dissolvable pill that checks the health of the Microbiome of your stomach, and sends it to an app.

I want a healthy tummy…

An organization whose sole mission is to build a non-awful umbrella.

Have you ever had a happy experience with an umbrella? Have you ever seen a person wielding an umbrella in a storm, and not drenched from head to toe? It seems like the only thing umbrellas are really good for are slowing you down, and breaking.

This organization’s sole purpose is to start the design from scratch has, and build rain repellant that isn’t crap.

(stolen from Josh)

For a membership fee, you get sent a new electronic device to play with each month. If you like it, you keep it and we automatically charge you the full cost. If you don’t, just send it back.

There can be different membership tieres, that allow you to test electronics of various price points.

I want to vote, but I don’t want to go to the poles, figure out where I need to vote, or leave work early. Instead, this service let’s me hire people to cast the votes for me (in states that don’t require photo ID to vote).

As proof, they send pics or a video of them casting the vote I want.

A cell phone dongle & app that let’s you detect the air quality around you.