….. yea.. not the most glamorous …. But using Uber bike delivery service… Can become the next gold mine…

Hire a troll for 1$ to absoultely shit on someone for 10 minutes.  Even create a side bar which limmits them to things they can and cannot say.

No jokes about having cancer

No Dick Jokes

No poor jokes

Also give them help on how to get under the person’s skin

• Pro SJW
• Loves Brawny
• Spolied little shit
• Smells like Curry

If the customer isnt satisfied with the troll’s performance.  They screen shot the interaction and send it to the “Troll Trial”  support team.  The screen shots are put into a group of 30 people and they survey that post.  If majority agree the job was terrible the troll will get -1 on their profile page and the complainant will get their money back.

The higher the rank the better the troll, the more the money.

Find experts in fields that you move in with and learn from, in exchange for old fashion Apprentice duties – cooking, cleaning, etc.

A way to gamify mental toughness.

A progress bar that you update every time you put yourself into a painful of uncomfortable situation. Progress through pain.

Encounter an asshole blocking a door on the train? Is the person on the elevator screaming into their cell phone?

Give them the gift of an asshole card.

Asshole playing cards, the passive aggressive dig that feels so good.

Idea – have the company mail asshole postcards anonymously to people.

Plug in a person’s social profile, select the occasion, and it generates gift ideas specifically catered to their interests.

A consulting firm built on the premise of finding experts in unrelated fields to solve your problems. The objective is to come up with the best solution that no one in their industry could think of, injecting a unique perspective and expertise that isn’t too close to the problem.

-Using project managers to help a person’s social life.
-Pick up artists to help a person get a job.
-Magicians to help consult for better company meetings.

Unfortunately a very profitable business and does require much to start up

You are told to always love yourself no matter what, but sometimes it’s a little hard.

Sign up to the txt list and relieve a “you are loved” text.  Or get stories about loving ones self and self improvement sent straight to you and only you.  No messages to the same people

A filing system for receipts that is automatically emailed to an account you make on the site.

Receipts are organized between food – clothes- hardware- games