Toilet seat made from many compressed layers of sanitary paper, similar to what is currently used in disposable/flushable toilet seat covers. The top layer peels off when you get up (sticks to my ass every goddamn time) leaving a fresh and sanitary layer for the next person. 

In the case of urine on the seat, it’s easy to peel for a fresh and sanitary new layer. 

1) Office sleep pods. Nap time to improve employee performance.
2) A work tracker that tracks peek output times for the employee. This isn’t to track performance, but to help build a more optimal work schedule for them.
3) An internal recruiting software that let’s your list your skills and interests. Instead of a company based on departments, you get recruited to projects based on those skills. Once the project is complete, all teammates rate those skills. Turns the company into freelancers, and lets people participate in projects based on interest and skill-set.
4) CorpCoin – an internal company currency. Each employee can earn CorpCoins based on performance, for doing projects and extra work. You can trade those coins for days off, free lunches, paid courses and other benefits. Employees can also tip each other for helping out with projects.
5) An employee off site retreat that gets workers to think creatively, doing in person ideation and brainstorming sessions, mixed with massages and nature. Reboot both the body and the mind. No work talk allowed. Otherwise nazi robots come out of the wall and electrocute you with a cow prod.

1.  A chip installed into your neck that reads your blood pressure readings.  When it gets too high, send you a notification to chill the fuck out.
2. The chill pill – Taken for those who have anger issues, hypertension, etc. A pill that stays in your stomach till it feels stress in your body.  It then automatically releases volarian root , THC, depending on what version of the pill you bought.
3. Feel yourself getting angry or upset like never before?  open the app and it automatically puts you in touch with a rep to talk you through your current emotion.  Kind of like a suicide hotline just less severe.
4. Sometimes when we are down or angry wer just want silence.  And not the kind where you sit in a room but still hear the garbage truck from outside.  The Meditation headphones.  Like a Mute button for life.
5. Stress and anger release class.  sometimes we want to just destroy something in the worst way possible.  Join a class of 5 people.  Talk about what you are angry about, you are given a mission to complete in the warehouse space within x amount of time.  Like destroy 10 vases, set fire to 1 garage, shoot 10 cans.  Complete the objective and get merch, next class free.  The objective is to get rid of all frustrations and focus on something else while doing so.  Team building is here too, the more your squad achives together, the harder the tasks the next time and participate in the tournament against the top 10 teams that complete tasks together.

1) Produce energy for humans in exchange for extra food.
2) Follow stupid lab rats around a maze to take close-up notes of their behavior.
3) Hamster escape kits – containing suction cup paw-attachments, rope to rappel down, etc.
4) Cheek stretchers – to increase storage room.
5) Camouflaged storage units that look like floor shavings to hide food from other hamsters, and to trick the owner into putting more.

1.  Cuddle Buddy – Hire a professional cuddle buddy to lay with you at night.  Great for widows, insomniacs and children without parents.
2. Application like siri that actually has your best interests in mind.  Easy to talk to and responds when you ask it anything.  Call it – PAL
3. VR Bars – Rent a room that has a robotic bar, put on the VR set and sit with your friends from across the world in what looks like the same venue.  Great for catching up.
4. The Lonely Ping – For people in big cities,  create a profile, and go to a coffee shop, lounge, bar, etc.  Leave your pinger on and other people around you can see if you are in the talkative mood or not.  Makes it easier to approach and make new friends
5.  Glow – write down why you are feeling lonely and leave it in the open, anyone that has the app can come to you and have a conversation about whats bothering you or what you have liked on your profile.

1. The Vibrator – Start the app on your phone when talking to a sales rep, business partner or lover.  Causes your phone to vibrate when a lie is said.  It picks up high pich frequencies in a persons voice when they lie.
2. Eye see U- a Contact Eye lenses that observes body language and analysis the probabilty of the person lying to you.  Great for finding out if the person you are talking to is under cover – or trying to sell something off to you
3. (TBSB) The Bull-Shit Bureau – Hire one of our Specialists to sit in on a meeting or to analyze one of your and find out if the information displayed to you is true or false.
4. Contract Agreement firm – No matter how small the task, whether it be, saying you will pay someone back on time, borrowing a charger, etc.  Draw up a contract.  If the person fails to comply they are immediately charged to their bank account for the amount agreed upon.  No questions asked.  Commission based business.  Anytime someone fails to comply the firm gets 5% of any takings. Percentages vary on the stakes.
5. Co-lateral Dealer – In any deal there is risk.  That’s why we have the Co-lateral Dealer.  Say you are buying something expensive off of craigslist, its a 50/50 chance of getting screwed.  You can end up buying a great product for cheap or buying a really shitty product for a lot.  either way no one wants those risks.  Come to the dealer, hand over the $, the person with the product comes by and leaves it with the dealer.  Pick up your product, you have 12 hours to decide weather or not this product is worth it.  Leaving you with enough time to test.  If the product is altered in any way, no refunds.

Stolen from Josh.

1.  Analytics Team – Send in all information in regards to a business decision, love decision, job opportunity.  Our analytical team analysis everything from A-Z and sends back the best 3 options for you to choose from.
2. Worst Case Scenario – Presents you with the worst case scenario when comes to anything.
3. Opportune Decisions – Say you are working and have a job offer come in from another phone.  Talk it over with a few of our reps and see what works for you .  Their job is to talk to you about options, nothing else, they are not there to sell anything to you.  Just present you with all the facts from 401k plans to commute – to time you can spend at home.
4. The Order – App that scans the menu of a restaurant – check off the items you are allergic or don’t like.  It picks a food for you at random and you must eat it.  This is for people that are very indecisive and will get you to try new things instead of ordering chicken fingers for the 8th time at the same restaurant.
5. Activities – Sign up to a guest list that signs you up for random activities for 10-50$ / month.  Participate in 5 actives and get the next 2 free.  Participate in 4 activities in a month, win prizes.  App to get people out of comfort zones.

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1.  Service  that gets someone to shop for you.
2. Mens sitting area, when women want to go shopping there is a men only sitting area in each store, complementary reads and refreshments.
3. Swipe and buy – Swipe your card on the clothing you want, unlocks the mechanism attached to it.  Avoid standing in line.
4. The Timer – Who ever is going shopping swipes their card before they step foot in the store.  They have a half hour to go in and get what they need.  If they don’t, the card is declined no matter what.  You cant call the card company to unlock it.  You can only come back the next day.  This will prevent unnecessary buying.
5.  Mall Carrying Service – Like a bell boy but they follow you around the mall and carry your stuff.  Work off of tips.  Mainly for kids 13+.