1. Module in your email client that is set to automatically escalate to the appropriate level based on the person(s) you are communicating with when a response is not received by a certain time. 
2. Auto-response generator for mitigating hostile interactions with coworkers -sends an emotionally neutral or neutralizing response in order to alleviate tension in a diplomatic manner which does not expose emotional weakness.

3. App that collects highlights from inter-office events, open trainings, seminars, and social occasions pulled from office messenger communications, emails, social media posts (in the case of parties), or even via a small robot that attends on your behalf so can stay in the loop, maintain good corporate citizenship, and not have to waste time being somewhere you don’t want to be without having to worry about people treating you like a black sheep. This also makes it easier to leverage people for things you need by invoking a sense of familiarity and comfort. 

4. Company employee profiler that collects metadata so you can build stronger rapport and leverage other people as you see fit for your needs. Remember, where there are brownies there are plenty of hungry mouths waiting to engorge themselves. 

5. “Mountain-climber” app that calculates and maps the easiest path to successfully reach out to and communicate with various people throughout the organization, particularly those in upper-leadership or foreign teams. 

Disclaimer: Gentleman, I haven’t finished going through all of your previous posts so if you see any duplicate or very similar ideas just let me know. 

1. Glasses or HUD that calculates and shows you the quickest path to follow to get to work in real time. Pedestrian traffic can be miserable during rush hours. 
2. Personal space bubble -fold out capsule that creates space around you to help deal with crowded trains/buses, body odor, and that one guy that keep falling asleep on your shoulder in the morning. 

3. Sleep straps – a harness with straps that latches onto the poles inside a bus or train to allow you to sleep standing up without falling.

4. Light-weight folding lap desk with built in coffee mug/cup depression so you can read, write, draw, or even have breakfast like a good corporate mongoloid and still enjoy your coffee without having to put it on the floor. 

5. Device charger that uses your body heat and movement to produce and store electricity for charging your phone or tablet. 

Toilet seat made from many compressed layers of sanitary paper, similar to what is currently used in disposable/flushable toilet seat covers. The top layer peels off when you get up (sticks to my ass every goddamn time) leaving a fresh and sanitary layer for the next person. 

In the case of urine on the seat, it’s easy to peel for a fresh and sanitary new layer.