1. Module in your email client that is set to automatically escalate to the appropriate level based on the person(s) you are communicating with when a response is not received by a certain time.
2. Auto-response generator for mitigating hostile interactions with coworkers -sends an emotionally neutral or neutralizing response in order to alleviate tension in a diplomatic manner which does not expose emotional weakness.
3. App that collects highlights from inter-office events, open trainings, seminars, and social occasions pulled from office messenger communications, emails, social media posts (in the case of parties), or even via a small robot that attends on your behalf so can stay in the loop, maintain good corporate citizenship, and not have to waste time being somewhere you don’t want to be without having to worry about people treating you like a black sheep. This also makes it easier to leverage people for things you need by invoking a sense of familiarity and comfort.
4. Company employee profiler that collects metadata so you can build stronger rapport and leverage other people as you see fit for your needs. Remember, where there are brownies there are plenty of hungry mouths waiting to engorge themselves.
5. “Mountain-climber” app that calculates and maps the easiest path to successfully reach out to and communicate with various people throughout the organization, particularly those in upper-leadership or foreign teams.
Disclaimer: Gentleman, I haven’t finished going through all of your previous posts so if you see any duplicate or very similar ideas just let me know.
1) A tree that grows in the middle of the office, from the dirt underneath the floorboard. The office must take care of this tree. If the office employees do not take care of this tree, the tree will not be happy. You don’t want to make the tree unhappy.
2) A confessional in the office. With non-denominational guru to confess to.
3) The water cooler of doom. Whenever it hears office employees whining, it sprays then with water. This isn’t a stationary water cooler. It patrols the office, looking for negativity.
4) Future companies won’t have real CEO’s. Computers will take care of that. Instead, there is a punching bag.
5) Computer treadmills. In order to power your computer, you must juice it first. With all the exercise you get, you won’t have energy. for issues with your coworkers.
The complaint app – click the app on your desktop, fill out the complaint on your fellow co worker – Highlight their name and the complaint is sent directly to the employee. you can both talk about it later. If it is not addressed, it is that persons call to bring it to management.
Topik – Every morning the company gets an email about something that is either in their office, or building or that happened around them. Your job is to hint at the topic without disclosing it, find out who has it. The idea is to build relationships and inside jokes with different people.